A clean, understated tee for parents who lean into honest humor. Soft midweight cotton drapes comfortably while a small, rounded badge reading “uncool parent” sits centered on the chest. The back features a tiny, handwritten-style signature near the neck that reads “Haven.” Wear it during school runs, weekend errands, or quiet mornings with coffee; it’s built to be lived in and laughed with. The classic fit keeps movement easy and the ribbed collar holds its shape after repeated wears. Simple, subtle, and a little bit rebellious in the best way. Product features - 100% cotton for solid colors; select heathers blend cotton and polyester - Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with a classic fit - Twill neck and shoulder tape to prevent stretching - Durable double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem - Ribbed collar and tear-away/DTC inner neck label options Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean